fuckglossier:

nothing in this world slaps more than sleeping

gowonsmaid:

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

aidashakur:

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

opal-meadows:

does anybody else feel like they age in phases of niche interests rather than years

sheis:

God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh

wholesome-suggestion:

life works out. i cannot stress this enough. life always works out. it always turns out in your favor even if it doesn’t go according to the original plan. you may be utterly confused and lost right now, it may feel like everything is falling apart and there is nothing you can do to salvage any of it. but believe me when i say that this is just a transition period. things are constantly changing and evolving around you even if you can’t actively see that. life is changing you to prepare you for what is to come. you are growing and as you grow you are being built into the person that you are going to be. because see, life always has this funny way of working out. 

twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

swampsuggest:

dankmemeuniversity:

THIS is swamp culture

mizukageh:

casthegrumpy:

i could be such a good writer if i would just *clenches fist* write

MOOD

hot-jello:

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately